About midnight I walk into Kinkos because I want to take a photocopy of my ass on one of their copiers. I notice this guy is checking out gambling websites and swearing under his breath and I see him pick his nose then put the booger finger right back on the mouse and start back with the swearing under his breath and saying some fucked up shit like the Pac 10 is the best country in the world.
I knew right away it was Railbird and I was going to say hi, but then this big fat drunk motherfucker walks in and can't figure out how to work a computer, so Rail sits him down and lets him use his boogered-up mouse and they have a good laugh together. I got the photocopy of my ass and left.
I knew right away it was Railbird and I was going to say hi, but then this big fat drunk motherfucker walks in and can't figure out how to work a computer, so Rail sits him down and lets him use his boogered-up mouse and they have a good laugh together. I got the photocopy of my ass and left.
